Questionably Legal Maneuvers

Sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. A motivational blog about life and the questionably legal maneuvers that are a part of it.

 

peacefulserenityxhealthylife:

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Hahaha, hahaha. 

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