It's a 1st AD thing. You wouldn't understand.: We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way...

And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.

You should see drowning as a gift.

You, there with the…

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